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If any term describes the course of racial politics over the last 25 years, it is: Revenge of the Cracker-Ass Crackers. Although most non-whites--nor, in fact, most whites--had anything much to say about this, it is, apparently, a political fact which must be slavishly adhered to. With deep embarrassment we must admit that we have not kept up with the times.

A survey of other leading leftish media outlets exposes how grossly isolated we have become.

• New York Times. Of eight regular columnists, only one is not white, a ratio of 12.5%. New York City as a whole is 55% non-white.
• Air America. Of 14 on-air personalities, two are non-white, for a 14% ratio. The station's major markets are all minority-majority cities.
• The Nation. None of six featured bloggers are of the lesser races, whereas 36% of Kerry voters were.

We are committed to bringing ourselves down to modern practices. We pledge:

• To institute a program of deformative action to ensure that already-dominant voices receive overwhelming representation;
• To draft Standards and Practices that ban the use of offensive, anti-white language like cracker-ass cracker;
• To stock the staff canteen with foods friendly to white taste and culture such as fluffernutters, extra fancy ketchup, totally lumpless gravy, and chicken with like NO flavor;
• To play more uniquely white music over the office PA system, such as STOMP, Blue Man Group, and Riverdance; and
• To reduce minority staff pay to 78 cents per white staffer's dollar, in conformance with national standards.