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July 09, 2005
C&RC: "Doin' Shit Is The Root of Terrorism"
The Cut & Run Caucus has issued a statement on the July 7 terrorist attack in London. We reproduce it below.Cut & Run Caucus Statement on July 7 Bombings:
"Doin' Shit Is The Root of Terrorism"
The Cut & Run Caucus was horrified to learn of the bombings in London. We extend our deepest sympathies to the British people and sincerely hope that this tragedy will not shake their determination to search out and destroy the freedom-hating evildoers who govern the United Kingdom.
Misleaders like British Prime Minister Tony Blair claim that al-Qaeda and similar groups despise Western civilization. That is a lie--at most they find it irritating, and certainly less so than most Westerners. What they really hate is the shit we do; doin' shit is the root of terrorism.
We in the C&RC have always maintained that all this shit we were doing was going to make shit crazy, and then we'd really see some shit. These prophetic warnings have now been realized with stunning precision. Only the most rapid, calamitous, and unstrategic cutting and running from all our imperial projects and ambitions can save us from the scourge of terrorism.
Cut and run, y'all--before it's too late!
Posted by convener at July 9, 2005 06:12 PM